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Kitty Collins

Being Practical

Hi my darlings hope you are keeping safe. Missing you and hope we will be back to normal, whatever normal is.

I may have the moves to keep clients happy clients will appreciate that little extra something when they least expect it and I am talking extras that enhance, prolong, entice, and make sex more enjoyable more often. Stash your leather whips, dildos and porn, and I will save those for another time and place. Store these special extra items closer to the action, but not so near as to be mistakenly discovered by them before it’s time.


Smooth, slippery goodness awaits you when using lube. It slides, coats and eases the way. Water based lubricants work well, especially when using condoms.

Massage oil

Anything that involves glistening, slippery skin is conducive to a good sexual romp at least should be. Massages are a great form of foreplay. It loosens the muscles, especially the love one, my favourite!!


Condoms are must for anyone engaging in sexual activity. There are a plethora of choices in colours, enhancements, scents, and even flavours. Not only are condoms a sexual enhancer, they also protect against STDs and pregnancy. All the time, every time, always. The more you accept condom use, the more at ease you will feel. Treat it as a commonplace occurrence. Condoms are like friends they protect you when things get hard and believe me things will get hard!!

Moist wipes/Towels

Moist wipes are extremely handy to have as they aid in a quick cleanup, and a quick cleanup means a quick return to the action. you can benefit from a little freshening up between bouts of hot, sweaty sex. Yes please.

Keeping these practical products close at hand will no doubt help in my sexual endeavours. Items like condoms, lube and massage oil. In the event that one takes offense to the goodies, remind them how important safe sex is. Stress that you are providing the necessary items to do so. NOW LETS GO PLAY !!

QUOTE A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger x

Kitty Massage with a happy ending xx