Kitty Collins

Crank up your sex drive

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Crank up your sex drive

Oysters a food, animal part, or other symbolic object known to cause extreme sexual drive. Word derived from Greek goddess of love, beauty, and sexual rapture.


Studies have proven that oysters contain a rare acid that ‘makes you horny’ by stimulating sex hormones, oysters should be in your sex lifes’ diet!

  1. a glob of slime
  2. a blob of semen
  3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

Oh I forgot Aphrodisiac. Maybe a MILF could be classed as an Aphrodisiac

Part of oysters’ aphrodisiac “brand” is the sensuality of the eating experience itself. If the male is having difficulties, they have to eat a lot of mussels or oysters.” And if that doesn’t work, there’s always the slurping and sucking and vague resemblance of oysters to female anatomy.

Part of oysters’ aphrodisiac “brand” is the sensuality of the eating experience itself. And since desire all happens in the organ between your ears, anything you think is an aphrodisiac can easily become an aphrodisiac. It just doesn’t have much to do with zinc or amino acids. Yes me a MILF always up for some Aphrodisiac not that I need it of course.

The world is your oyster its up to you to find the pearls and when you do bring them to me.

Kitty your favourite MILF I am your Aphrodisiac xx


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