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Kitty Collins

Have your car and eat it

Hi guys and Gals hope you are staying safe. what does the saying actually mean, in my way of thinking and was told, it means you cannot have your wife or equivalent and mistress or mistresses (you will need a lot of energy and lies)!!  

My friend thinks he can have his cake and eat it it too but I'm not sure his two girlfriends would agree if they knew about it.  You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.  If someone says that you can't have it both ways, they are telling you that you have to choose between two things and cannot do or have them both.

Also Cake is a slang term which is often used to refer to a nice fat ass on a girl. Numerous hip hop artists have used it in their songs. 

I divert from my story I was invited to my friends birthday party, she always has a good one!!!  birthday suits optional (going nude). If you haven't read all of the other birthday-suit definitions, and this is the first definition you see, a birthday suit is when you don't have a article of clothing on you, you came out into the world naked, so, I guess it's only reasonable to walk around naked on your birthday as well.  My friend got really drunk and ran around in her birthday suit! She does have a nice body to look at. 

I like to look sexy on these occasions, in fact all occasions its a feel good factor if I feel sexy I want you to feel it too. 

She would not tell me where she gets her cakes from but they are all sexy and naughty as we  are.  Normally the party ends up with a few male neighbours and my friend and her girlfriend put on a lesbian type show which certainly excites the males and some of the females but that is another story!! 

Kitty  Although I eat cake I make a pretty tasty main dish samples always available xx