Santas Secret

Hi all my lovely companions Sensual greetings, pleasure seekers. Have you been naughty or nice this year? Well, we have some mischievous Christmas sex ideas for you begging to get into Santa’s bad books – because where’s the fun in being good? Warning: These are in order from quite nice to seriously naughty… so, how far are you willing to go to get on the naughty list?

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MISTLETOE

What type of kiss do you want? How long should it go on for? Build up the intensity. You can begin with a light peck on the cheek. By Christmas day you’ll be passionately decking the halls with your kisses.

For the extra naughty ones out there, hold the mistletoe over different parts of your body you want kissing too…

Role Play

Ho, ho, hoe? Now this can be a lot of fun. Dressing up is a great way to turn up the heat in the bedroom. Visually stimulate your partners senses. You can find the most delectable lingerie at Victorias secrets or Agent provocateur. Why not make it a hedonistic experience by opening this present early and turning yourself on in front of the mirror? There’s the obvious Mr or Mrs Claus with the added strip tease to Santa Baby – hence the importance of the naughty Christmas playlist. Just take a leaf out of the Mean Girl’s choreography.

Want to get out of the house? How about “rocking around the… yule orgy?” Get a little adventurous this season and meet other naughty folk to enjoy a sinful night with. If you aren’t sure where to start looking, La Boudoir hosts a series of sex parties over December in a secret location in East London.

Alternatively, the wonderful killing kittens host the world famous sex parties across the globe designed to “unleash your sexuality, let go of inhibitions, blossom in confidence and fulfil your sexual desires”.

Over in Sydney there’s the White Christmas Ball, or dip into London’s Hedonism. Don’t worry if you can’t get out of your family Christmas do, because there’s a Pre New Years Party too to shake off the post-Christmas blues.

Kitty: So, how naughty do you reckon you will be this Christmas? Very naughty I hope 💋

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