Sin and Tonic

Hi sinners and winners hope your weekend went well, still the weather is hot not every where if you are on holiday or not there are plenty of reasons to get down and dirty so lets get on with it.

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Gin What you drink if you have absolutely no beer, wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, tequila, bourbon or any other form of alcoholic beverage and ONLY if it was given to you for free. Made from the berries of the juniper bush Although I much prefer the Sin and Tonic being a Mature Escort just the sin will do!!

Someone once said that "A bar without gin is like an Italian kitchen without pasta". No other liquor provides for the creation of so many classic cocktails. Gin is in fact a liquor that is harmonious with almost anything, a bit like me.

The naughty list of cocktails

SEX ON THE BEACH: may as well be renamed Walk in the Park after viewing the nine following cocktails. The naughty drinks got their names by drunken, horny bartenders and baristas that expressed their sexual frustrations through their mixology skills. Maybe some are named in honour of ex-lovers, for example the Redheaded Slut Either way, it’s likely these drinks are popular amongst young drinkers who always giggle and are thrilled to ask the bartender for a Blow Job One thing is for sure, if their explicit names are telling of how the consumer’s night will end, a few cocktails may just be the dirtiest in the book.

• RED HEADED SLUT: I am Blonde but still tasty and slutty!
• SEX WITH AN ALLIGATOR: No Thank you.
• ANGELS TIT: I have tits but not sure about the Angel
• BLOW JOB : Yes Please I hear you say
• SCREAMING ORGASM: I try not to be too noisy
• SLIPPERY NIPPLE: It’s the Oil I rub on them

Kitty: I will stick to my Sin and Tonic with extra Sin. How about my slippery nipples I have oil 💋

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