Kitty Collins

Turkey Twizzlers

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Turkey Twizzlers

Merry Christmas all you randy lot hope you all have a happy horny time don’t over roast the chestnuts and look after your sparkly balls.I know it is a tad early but I do get excited at xmas time (all the time actually)


I love Xmas and I like to sparkle while stuffing the Turkey, who does not like a bit of stuffing!! (Not just at Christmas.) I love that word Gobble!! (I wonder why)?

I associate Christmas with fun and frolics and who is not up for that too and since I totally believe that hot and holy can go together come on down when I get down on my knees it is not to pray. I think Christmas is a great time to let your hair down and enjoy, not knowing what Santa has in his rather large red sack!! (Well I hope it is a large one) the sack!!! That is the secret.

I have been invited by a special friend of mine for a love honey weekend not sure what that means perhaps I have to lick the honey!! I will let you know, that is if I decide to go I may be very busy with other items to lick, or getting stuffed (eating a lot) Who stuffed the Turkey???

Kitty: Let me rummage in your sack and ping your sparkly balls you will not regret it xx"


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